Like Jessica and Fab relay to Liv, there are two types of guys; the creeps and the nice guys. "There are several types of creeps; hair gel, scary beard, the watcher, Lacrosse and thick framed glasses." "The nice guys also come in different flavours. You have adorably bad shoes, genuine smile, the listener, cool job, Jimmy Fallons and thick framed glasses...it's not an exact science". And just like the guys, us girls have our own groups, and oh are they similar. Although we don't come with a simple explanation, we have creeps and nice girls too. For example, the creeps: barely-wearing-anything-drunk-girl who just came to the bar to sleep with a random dude; the really-drunk-girl who is constantly throwing up and crying in the bathroom, and always wants to talk about her feelings with strangers; the stuck-up-suburban-girl who will 'cut you' if you bump into her in the club; and the freeloader, who is always looking for guys to buy her and her friends drinks but will NOT give out her number. The good girls? There's not too many types but when trying to figure out what type of girl the cute guy at the bar likes, we tend to be every version of her. So, the nice girls: there's the girl who shyly sips her drink while talking to her friend, but glances over at the same dude at least 1000 times until he walks over (and if he doesn't she gets upset and pouts for the rest of the evening, and ruins the night for all her friends i.e. guys, please just walk over to that girl!) And then there's the girl who doesn't really try that hard but looks like she is having so much fun and is always laughing every time you look over at her. There is the super forward girl that will literally just walk right up to you and tell you like it is, and then there's the walk-past-him-a-thousand-times-girl until he realizes that she's walked past him a thousand times. I'm guilty of all of them (even the creeps) and I know all girls my age have done it too. Girls and guys will literally do anything to find a connection, but it's not our fault, it's human nature. We want to feel sexy and be paid attention to, be asked for our number and have a drink paid for. It really isn't that much to ask for gentlemen...
Today I'm walking-right-up-to-you-and-telling-you-like-it-is-girl, so take a hint boys, it's exhausting being a thousand girls in one night!
Jazz